what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
