and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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