The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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