My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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