i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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