Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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