Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
