This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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