Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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