come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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