i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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