its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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