I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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