It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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