North Korea, Best Korea!
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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