Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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