There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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