what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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