you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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