i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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