life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We have so much sex to catch up on
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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