the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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