we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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