i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just pee around me
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
