somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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