discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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