Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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