Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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