i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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