We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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