hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Randomize