is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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