fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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