I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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