I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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