Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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