Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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