stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
MIDGETS
????
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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