Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
