yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize
