she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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