sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Bring me that man meat
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
