I need help removing her.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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