Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You're like the curious george of whores
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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