The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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