Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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