WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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