Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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