Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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