ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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