I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
40s are totally the cure
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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