i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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