This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
