billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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