More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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